As Claudia and Elena were departing, Corvette Chick had to rev up her red C-5 convertible and burn the carbon off her valves; at least that was her excuse for violating Sumter County noise regulations again...
(I have to add a side note here about "meeting Claudia on-line". When I first mentioned to My Lovely Bride that I had invited the nice lady from the Swiss Alpine Club to the house, she looked at me somewhat askance... "Oh, really? I don't suppose she's young, blond and pretty, is she?" "Uh, I have no idea. I only know her from email." "Okay, Buster, she'd better not be cute." Uh-oh... In all seriousness, she could have been any age, and even might have looked like Cloris Leachman in Young Frankenstein... what are the chances??? I think I'm in trouble... again...)

While camping at Alafia River State Park, we decided to try out the mountain biking trails, which are extremely popular and known for some very challenging sections. Here is My Lovely Bride with her new Giant Lust. ("The bike, Smarty Pants.")
We found the "Easy" trails to be a lot more challenging than at the Santos area trails in Ocala. After 3 sessions on the easy trails, we ventured onto our first intermediate level trail, named North Creek. It was amazing... a real roller coaster ride compared with the flat trails we are used to in Ocala. This was the start of a black diamond side trail; it's hard to see, but the trail drops about 20 feet in a 45 degree slope, with a 15 foot rise after you bottom out. Yikes! (No, we did not try it. Sometimes sanity actually prevails.)

At the end of the day, we were bushed. At least, I was bushed. The conversation with My Lovely Bride went like this: MLB: "Sweetheart, let's go for a short hike in the woods after dinner." Me: "But My Darling, Love of My Life, I am exhausted; couldn't you go hike and I'll have a glass of wine?" MLB: "Aw, c'mon, Ty, don't be a lazy butt. Get your hiking shoes on and we'll knock out a few miles before dark." Me: "Yes, Dear..." Lest you think this was a mere walk in the park, so to speak, the trail she chose paralleled the double black diamond Moonscape mountain biking trail. I think there is a special ward in the local hospital for anyone over 30 who rides Moonscape. Several of the local kids (kids meaning "teenagers") who had ridden that trail were wearing pads on their elbows, knees and shins, and one guy in his 20s had just endo'ed off a wooden bridge and did a face plant in the dirt. But he was still smiling! Here is Suzanne on the trail (note: it is not flat) standing next to an unusual palm tree that I thought I might smuggle out of the park and plant in our front yard... hmmmm.... how to dig it up, carry it out, and fit it into the coach will be my next trick!
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