Okay, it's time for a new "punny" quiz. This one is really easy, so I should receive no less than 100 or so correct answers. The prize is breakfast with Der Blogmeister and His Lovely Bride, or if you're living in some remote place like Kazakhstan or Brooklyn, maybe a ball cap, tee shirt or box of Rice Krispies... Here's the question to answer: What do Vespa and Paris' Notre Dame Cathedral have in common?
As many of you know, for the past 8 days Suzanne was in England at the Arthur Findlay College of Psychic Sciences to refine her mediumship. The school is housed in a beautiful old English estate, but to accommodate more students, they turned some of the larger rooms into individual bedrooms. Rather than share with two roommates as she did the first time she attended classes there in 2009, she paid extra for a single. She was a bit shocked when she first arrived and sent me this photo of her cell.... er, her accommodations...


My vacation to Santos was a splendid getaway, and I was also fortunate in not having any mishaps; in fact, the woods are much safer than the Interstate, or even neighborhood streets... when I returned home, I started out on a 4 mile run, wearing an orange jersey, and was on the left side of the street when a neighbor backed his truck rapidly out into the street, missing me by no more than a foot. He was still backing up when his door passed me and our eyes met. I was just a tad bit upset, and waited until my blood pressure came down to talk to him later in the day. I knocked on his door, asked him to step outside and said, "Neighbor, you almost ended my string of birthdays today." He replied, "I didn't see you until I backed up. I'm sorry." Then he turned and walked quickly back into his house without another word. I just shook my head...
Suzanne's trip was not without its moments. On the night before her return flight she called me from her hotel at London Gatwick airport, saying, "Ty, our credit card was declined when I went to check in. You paid for the room, but I'm out of cash. How am I supposed to eat?" I replied, "Love of My Life, when I talked to NFCU about the possible fraud on our account, they said they were not going to cancel your card until you returned home. I'll fix this, so go ahead and have a nice dinner at the hotel. If it's declined at the end of your meal, you can always wash dishes to pay off the bill." Either there was a loss of signal on the trans-Atlantic phone cable or My Lovely Bride's hearing went out for a minute, because there was a stony silence followed by a voice that I did not recognize saying, "What did you say?"
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